#TROOP BEVERLY HILLS LICENSE#

Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way. He's my dad, James 'The Jackhammer' Shaker. Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth, the man who knocked the hair off Hagler's head. You know how fast you were going back there?Д®xcuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?

#TROOP BEVERLY HILLS LICENSE#

May I see your license and registration, please? Redford's on another project, and you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.Дaddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality. My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again. Anyway, you have a good time, okay?Д®mily, I forgot my wallet. We met at your parents' home in Palms Springs when Fergie was in town?Дad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up. I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00, so you won't be able to reach me. I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting. Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now. Well, then, I guess I'm going to do something right now. You never give me an ounce of credit for anything I do. I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah, or her little friends, who happen to need me. I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl. I coupon-clipped your way through law school, so you could make a difference in the world, not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!ДЄnd I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money. Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect, Beverly Hills wife!ДЄnd you think I've changed? How about you, Fred? I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. See, there, I told you not to mention divorce in front of Rosa. Who's getting the divorce here, you or me? You'll be lucky if you last a couple of weeks.ДЄnd I'll be spending more time with Hannah.Дon't criticize my mothering, Mr. Well, I thought Hands Across America was more important. Well, that was just because it conflicted with Save the Whales. You hate the outdoors.Д«esides, you never finished anything you ever started. Just a little mother-daughter bonding thing. You are gonna go through with this, aren't you? Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting. Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married. Then I won't end up in therapy twice a week like Tessa. The fewer dumbbells in my life, the better. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf? Phyllis, if you contributed any more to this marriage, we would be on welfare! You never acknowledge my contribution to this marriage.

I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.ДЄnd don't you mock me while I'm talking to you! Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?ДЇreddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership? Touch anything in this house, and I'll call my lawyer. I can come here anytime I want to.ДЄnd right now, I am gonna go upstairs, I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.

Have your fun now, Phyllis, 'cause after the divorce is final, you're going to be shopping at Pick 'n Save.Д«efore we were separated, you were never around.Д®verything north of the lawn jockey is mine.Д¬ome on. He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced. I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill. I started my new meaningful life today, and I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it. Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice. This woman sounds like she's got Wilderness Girl written all over her. I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince. Prides herself on being honest, resourceful, and thrifty. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor. Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.Дr. Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong, it's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege. We stop mollycoddling those little princesses, and we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper. We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic. Well, you know, they've never earned any patches. The first order of business is the Beverly Hills troop.

I will always try my best to be honest and fair, to be helpful and friendly, to be a good citizen, a good neighbor, a good friend, and a sister to every Wilderness Girl.

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